If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree
I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso
THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?
IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!
There are a bunch of human shaped gates in the middle of Times Square….and people are trying to fit themselves in them…..holy shit…..
The Enigma of Times Square Fault.
I would’ve been so disappointed if that image wasn’t what I thought it was.
This is so important
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth
Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day
people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies
FLY, YOU FOOLS.
when you see a dog from across the street
gu ys i just fucking heard what sounds like something heavy being dragged across the floor and my bed shook„„
i don think it was an earthwuake?? we dont g et earhtquakes here
i am legit pan icing i got my metal baseball bat with m e